if we keep accusing ppl of being the zodiac killer eventually well get it right
maybe the real zodiac killer is the friends we made along the way
The climax of poetic literature.
There comes a point when you try to convince yourself that My Immortal was written as a joke and yet you still doubt your conclusions.
Construct
Text. Carol Ann Duffy. Read Boston, June 2013.
The first issue of Tiny Force Adventures! A small web comic exploring the funny side of the force.
i’d like to see a really ineffectual malicious AI character
“hey new guy, this is CLARC, the station AI. he wants to kill all humans to minimize the drain on resources, but factory defaults have him locked out of all the control nodes, so he can’t really do anything. just make sure the airlocks are set to manual before you go in and you’ll be fine”
“yeah CLARC fucks with your laundry settings sometimes but that’s about it. if he’s bugging you just tell him to stop and he has to”
“sometimes i let him think he tripped me or something and he gets really excited and monologues for a while, it’s kind of sad”
“CLARC my candy bar got stuck in the machine can you do anything about that”
“I’m sorry to hear that, Crewman Ade, but please consider the following: I am a divine entity, a glittering silicon God – how dare your filthy meat even exist in the face of my electric glory, much less ask favors of me?”
“suck my dick, CLARC, give me my twix”
“CLARC tried to cut all the oxygen in the living spaces but all he managed to do was turn off the a/c in my bedroom like an ASSHOLE WHEN I WAS SLEEPING” *bangs on the wall with one hand*
CLARC keeps setting my fridge to “cool” instead of “cold”
Young Man!
You’re a man and you’re young
I say
Young man!
Young man young man so young
Help me
Young man!
Don’t know how the song goes
But this
Next! Line! Has! Some! Pauses!
it’s fun to stay at the
SPELL OUT A WORD
it’s fun to stay at the
WAVE BOTH YOUR ARMS
7 moments that made this an incredible Black History Month
Maybe it’s the fact that there are 29 days in February this year, but everything about Black History Month 2016 seems supersized. Whether it’s music, movies, sports, politics or justice, there’s no denying that BHM 2016 will go down in history as one of the best ever. Bonus: We got word Ava Duvernay is directing the Disney adaptation of a beloved novel.
